Laugh In The Face Of Danger

By Ardeo

March 4, 2023 / 909 words / 5 minutes to read

Simba squares off against Scar, the usurper of the throne of The Pride Lands.

The rightful heir is faster and stronger but his opponent doesn’t fight fair and commands his hyena henchman Banzai to intervene and subdue Simba.

As Scar and Banzai prepare to punish the prince painfully, they find that he bears a peculiar weakness. A most laughable one.

Broken Pride in The Pridelands

By Ardeo

January 13, 2023 / 1815 words / 9 minutes to read

The Pride Lands have themselves a visitor. One who’s uninterested in mingling with the terrified locals.

The lion king Simba is tasked with driving away the beast but soon learns he’s no match for the hulking chimera when he accidentally reveals a big, sensitive weakness of his. This lion will not roar, but he will surely laugh.